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Tearing you a new one, without you even asking. German surgeons operate on woman’s bowels instead of leg
The dead will be killed. Again! Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die
C U soon. Kthxbai..*bump*! Padding to protect pedestrians
Ahhhh! “Girl” at school was 39-year-old man
Calling all eyewitnesses! Police sketch: ‘Faceless’ bank robber
How much would you wager? Bet you can’t gamble in these…
Music is hazardous to health! Sean Paul’s songs sparked woman’s seizures
The reason this page was named thus, Shiet! Senior Spends Xmas Eve Trapped Upside Down In Full Septic Tank
Working kills, say Tak Nak! Court rules employee worked to death
I’d have done it for free! Scotland’s New £125k Slogan…Welcome To Scotland
A global warming proponent for sure! Doctors baffled by green sweat
Loud but smell free, Honest! Flatulence ban for club pensioner
Mobile phone rage! Judge struck off after jailing 46 in phone row

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