[SiPandaiDik] Mr Timothy

I do hope you were pleasantly surprised with the surprisingly surprise birthday lunch party featuring select people from the different parts of your life.

There was once a guy named Timo,
For whom this message is 3 days overdue;
It’s my fault definitely for sure,
For this friendship so humble and pure;
Shouldn’t have been treated so…
Now forgive this mate of yours,
To end it all now would be a real loss;
And i am wishing you a happy birthday,
On the the new year the first day;
And for a day you can be my boss…
Now now, go easy on that,
You’d wanna hold on sure bet;
Cause that’s your prezzie,
For the whole of 2-k-fivey,
I smart anot? saw that!

Can’t help the self praise right in the end. And for the eagle-eyed, this was written 2 years back. Have run out of creative juices.

And I’ve not wished you as of yet yeah? Give me a call if you’d want me to.

[SiPandaiDik] Mr Shankara

Another blast from the past!

My bro turned 22 today,
What time? Don’t ask, I won’t say;
Come to think of it,
Imma at the end of wit;
Coz I’ll be there in a year’s time, golly gosh, oh yaay!
Now I’m pretty sure right?
That you’ve always wanted us tight;
Though I haven’t forever seen it like that,
Cause in the past I’ve been such a brat;
I’d think that you’re forever wrong and I, right.
Its bloody fricking 3 am
And cracking up my brain, I am;
Though have to say, tis a lil distraught,
To be the perfect b’day message I’m trying to wrought;
It really is a sucky limerick,
Guess you wanna hit me with a brick;
And tell me, “Gifts yes, write not”
Remember the time back when,
You were 11 and I was 10;
You asked me if I truly did love you;
I said “only as a bro, cause I’m forced to”
I knew nothing, please understand.
Now things are slowly but surely changing,
Guess it’s because of life’s lesson that I’m learning;
You’re not just my brother, you’re a friend,
You’re right up there with Yusri and Ben;
You can be sure that I ain’t just lying.
So here I am at the end,
Thinking what gift you’d consider godsend;
Oh heck, what are brothers for?
I’ll give you something I’ve given no one before;
My crapping skills, for one day, you can lend!
HAPPY 22nd BIRTHDAY BRO!!!