[NerdCore] Life

You know you need a break when you think up stuffs like this:

What god has planned for you is a sinusoidal wave.

Forget all that life is like a box of chocolates [Forrest Gump] or a rollercoaster [Ronan Keating]. (You see, my second favorite fartee, just how important referencing is )

Now now, the latter does come close, with its ups and downs, I do admit. But then you remember going through those little periods of nothingness. Rollercoasters certainly don’t do horizontals now, do they? So read on and be enlightened.

You see, regular life has this pattern:

Evidence A: Regular Life

But then, it tends to get monotonous, and if there is one thing that god frowns upon, monotony it is. So he conceives of this little thingamagicky to rectify that problem (pun intended). It’ll look somewhat like this I imagine.

Evidence B: Better than Regular Life

And voila, things will be looking up for you.

But if he’s in a nasty mood, the connections are reversed. And it’ll be –A volts for you my dear friend. And you’ll keep bouncing from one bad problem to another. Just like the guy in this next video.

And this ladies and gentlemen, is proof that I’m well on my way to sainthood, joining the world’s oldest profession. No, not that. It’s Electrical Engineering, with Honors. What can be older than what god himself does right?

Hanging on for dear life,

dikos

Ps: The way things are going, I see a very deep trough ahead of me. Someone get me a Zener diode! And don’t you dare sue me for blasphemy!