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[Invitation] Not an
Comments (2)I’m a loser.
I’ve been cowed. Subdued.
[Invitation] Fartee’s Club
Comments (2)Founding members include Dikos (president), Jezo (musical accompaniment), and See Why, who always sees but doesn’t know why. We fartees are entertainers. and that’s all too clear by the way we look up to Le Pétomane, The Fartiste. The most celebrated of us all.
Welcome to the Grand Opening of the Fartee’s Club, where the only thing we don’t do is expel gases from places the sun doesn’t shine. Well, we do… but we do it quietly and discreetly, while whistling. 
Great news for you, cause the club’s on a membership drive! Application is open to all and sundry, except for girls. Cause we all know that girls do not fart. All applicants will be thoroughly vetted by our BoD. Just keep them applications coming in and we’ll do the rest. About what to put in? Well, if you’re meant to be in, you will be, wouldn’t you? Don’t call us, we’ll call you! (Psst… between you and i? Put in a word or two about Le Petomane. That always does the trick)
